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		<title>Obsessive Web Statistics (OWS) analysis plugin tutorial</title>
		<link>http://www.virtualroadside.com/blog/index.php/2007/09/01/obsessive-web-statistics-ows-analysis-plugin-tutorial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a short tutorial on how you can write an analysis plugin for Obsessive Website Statistics (OWS). OWS is designed first and foremost to be plugin friendly, and as you will see, adding useful functionality in the form of plugins is not hard at all, and can be done in just a few lines [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Web Interface to the fortune program</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got bored last night, so I created a wrapper around the fortune program on my Gentoo box&#8230; then made it better with jQuery AJAX goodness. And then I combined it with my rndsay wrapper to make the fortunes be echoed by cows. Of course, getting it to work on my host here has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHP Snippet: Padded table on CLI</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While working on OWS, I created this neat little code snippet, which while it only took a few minutes to code, could be useful for someone just looking for a routine to display a simplistic table on the command line in PHP. Heres the code: /* Pass this function an array of stuff and it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obsessive Web Statistics: Open Source Web 2.0 Website Statistics System</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last month or so, I&#8217;ve been working on a new PHP/MySQL/jQuery web application that I&#8217;ve decided to call &#8220;Obsessive Web Statistics&#8221; (OWS). A project has been created on Sourceforge for it, and I&#8217;m happy to finally announce the first file release for OWS! There are a number of features about OWS that give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A lesson well learned: Don&#8217;t seek() on STDIN</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The neat thing about fread() and friends in most languages is that you can open up STDIN and pretend its a file. However, the following code doesn&#8217;t work.. hehe. &#60;?php $file = $argv[1]; if ($file != '-' &#38;&#38; !file_exists($file)) die("File $file does not exist, foo!\n"); if ($file == '-') $file = 'php://stdin'; $f = fopen($file,'r'); [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOLCat Creator Generator</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who have used my LOLCat Generator script, you would be happy to know that I&#8217;ve improved it slightly &#8212; now using it on images that have white backgrounds works decently. Things the LOLCat Creator can do: Put a caption in any of the corners, with wordwrap Generate from any one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOLCat Generator in PHP</title>
		<link>http://www.virtualroadside.com/blog/index.php/2007/06/29/generate-your-own-lolcats-script/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I had a discussion with my roommate and decided that it would be pretty trivial to make a php script that generated LOLCats, since everyone else was doing it. Of course, as far as I know there are no free LOLCat generator scripts, so without further ado, I present to you my open [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to get remote SSH shell access on some servers running PHP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 00:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was trying to do an XML dump with MediaWiki for a friend, and the tools MediaWiki provides to do it requires shell access &#8212; which my friend does not have in his hosting package. So I tried using phpshell, but got annoyed that it would freeze anytime I executed something that required user input. [...]]]></description>
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